selling online and merchant accounts

[krashpass]

OK, I'm tired of reading already.
Bottom line, I make things and sell world wide on the net, and like most folks, do not aspire to be an accountant or other bean counter.

All I want is a list of merchant account providers, and actual user comments on how good or bad they are.

If I have to spend my days wading through sites like this just to sell some thing, I won't have any time left to make the items to sell?

I have used Pay Pal for a couple years, and only recently had a problem and started looking around.
So far I have not been inpressed with what I have read. Lots of people talking about what is possable, but nobody saying "Ya I use this and it's OK"
Any ideas??
KRASH